Local Hero

I'm not Dead, I'm Just Sleeping

After much delay, I'm bringing back my blog from the depths of Hades. Writer's block and overall busyness have contributed to my absence but this will be no longer. I'm Back!

More than Seven Words

A comedian and prophet of society has left us but all the media outlets have to say about him is that he was "that guy who did the Seven Deadly Words bit". Even though that bit was a ground breaking act for a stand-up comedian, it doesn't quite give his memory justice. A lot of his act was more of pointing out how people able to dictate entire societies by their beliefs. He also was big on euphemisms and making jokes out of word play. Truly genius even at it's lowest points.

The Music Will Save Us All

I love the smell of pretzels in the morning!

Well it's summertime and I know its bee a while since my last post so here we go.

I'm working 2 jobs right now, the big money one being a facilities maintenance person at Auntie Anne's Corporate Office in Lancaster, AKA the greatest place to work if you want the occasional free pretzel. I also am still at the cigar shop. Life goes on.

I will write more soon I promise.

GTA 4 is out and so are the nuts!

Grand Theft Auto is out now and as expected, so are the raisin cakes to blame all of society's issues on our culture. I thought this was one of the dumbest of the videos. Enjoy!

Jesus is dead, as well as Moses....

Charleton Heston died today. Who will fill in the shoes of such great biblical figures and ape lovers? On the plus side, you can now pry his gun from his cold dead hands.

The List is back!

I took a page from a great influence a while ago and decided to make a list of all the things that make the storm clouds go away in my life. I decided to bring the list back after a while where it was inactive.

Here goes:

1. Making humour on the fly and having people laugh at it.
2. Making music no matter how good or bad of an idea it is.
3. Women who really know how to kiss, it's important to me.
4. The people who are always singing under my window late at night on their way back to their room.
5. A good order of hash browns from Waffle House, everything on it minus chili.
6. Watching a good movie and emotionally connecting.
7. Knowing people from everywhere.
8. Cooking big meals.
9. Living in Philly off of only $20 for the weekend.
10. My friends in Philly, it's my relax and recover place.
11. Beautiful women in the spring, anything to make Uggs go away.
12. Sitting on a hill at Camp Nawakwa with a guitar.
13. Pants out of the dryer.
14. Walking around cities and finding awesome hole-in-the-wall restaurants.
15. Mastering a new song.
16. Singing anywhere and everywhere.
17. All my half finished compositions.
18. The chill sounds of Jamiroquai's acoustic jams.
19. The lush harmonies of choral music.
20. Traveling everywhere I can and experiencing all the culture the world has to offer.
21. VW Buses
22. The ramblings of the regulars at work and all their life experiences.
23. Orange Juice
24. A good cup of chai
25. Long hair
26. Foreign foods
27. Spouting my thoughts to people no matter how weird they may seem.
28. Learning a new language.

to be continued...

Midterm Madness!

So yeah, the few people that read this are probably wondering "What the hell? Where did the authour of this blog go?" Well I am still around, its just that time of the semester yet again....time to complete midterms that will set me free for spring break! I did get a video of Koyunbaba on youtube, here it is just ignore the banter in the beginning. It's not the best due to the fact that this is a practice. Cheers.

It's about time!

Fox News screwed themselves again...this time on the air! Check out this video.

Comic
by luvnews

yes!

My Moment of What the Hell?

So I was perusing facebook the other day and found a group that is sponsored by an organization called Students for Concealed Carry on Campus. It's exactly what it sounds like. I'll let you make the decision after reading their website if you think it's as messed up as I do. I get what their intentions are by trying to make college safer, but through people carrying weapons all the time is a little over the top. It's a "What the Hell" moment.

Concealed Campus